With a single to left field, Tonie Perensky lands on our list at number six. 6 Tonie Perensky – “Darla” in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
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Plus Bill Butler is the first Scream King. I only say this because I wanted to point out that Bill Butler, though great as always, plays a character that sucks by nature, thus making Kate seem that more awesome. Kate’s Michelle character is on the verge of a break up with her lame boyfriend played by William Butler.
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Actually (spoilers for a movie 20+ years old) she and Ken Foree ride off into the sunrise after delivering a great one-liner that would make Dirty Harry shift excitedly in his pants. Kate Hodge is one of two young girls on the run in this flick, and also the first in the franchise to not go batshit crazy pre-credits.
Much like the actual sport of baseball, I’m hoping her leadoff spot earns a double and starts us down a 9th inning comeback that would make this year’s Cubs team proud. Nothing against Kate Hodge, but someone had to bat first. 7: KATE HODGE – “Michelle” in LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III If you’re offended by this list, just wait, there will be another one in 17.8 seconds that will offend you much more. In fact I love women and love boobs almost as much as I love my own children. Before we get started I want to preface this list the same way I did last time. but it is where they fall on the list that may have some readers shaking their heads and sending in hate mail. Pretty easy when you think about it, actually, as part 2 only has one female character. I can only choose one pair of boobs per movie to fall on this best of seven list. And it’ll be easy to because I’ve put it in writing. “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” as a whole has the best butts of any franchise. Mainly because Jessica Biel has the best dumper in Hollywood. Now I do want to put on front street that my initial idea was the best butts of the Texas Chainsaw series.
But I love a challenge and we decided that before my super secret “Best Of” project coming this November, I should try tackling another list in the dog days of Summer. The Friday the 13th franchise has the best boob to film ratio out there. On the show Jason asked how I could top myself. Ranking the best boobs of the Friday the 13th series. A few months back I finally put word-to-page an idea I had toyed with for many years. Overall “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” franchise holds up and entertains to this day.īut we’re not here to talk about the films and what they’ve offered up entertainment wise. And the last 15 minutes of that flick are pure anarchy. “The Next Generation” gets a bad rap, but offers up some fun bits. Which is a shame, because “Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III” is probably the most fun post Hooper. Can you believe there are seven, yes, seven, films total in the franchise? Since the release of the remake and it’s prequel, I’ve always accidentally dismissed the third and fourth entries. So, dear reader, I’ve decided it is time to talk about the sweatiest of sweat filled sweat flicks, “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” franchise. The hottest months of the year are upon us and that means two things: girls with sweaty boobs, and guys ooglin’ girls with sweaty boobs. Enjoy! Be sure to check out the plethora of new podcast episodes as well! Earlier this year, Jeremy Morrison of the Acid Pop Cult Podcast ( sat down to hammer out one of the most definitive lists ever created - ‘Heavy Hangers: The Best Boobs of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.’ As Halloween rapidly approaches, we figured we would revisit the list and provide you with some “eye candy” for the spookiest of seasons! The list is obviously not safe for work but perfect for this quiet nights alone.
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